So I started Jenny today, and while my breakfast scramble was a fair size, my Turkey Club panini was more of a minini.
But the real challenge? Three flights in the next 6 days.
Sitting in first class
Watching the peons behind
I anticipate my warm nuts
The pistachios and cashews I hunt to find
Then the main course
A burger, pasta or chicken?
Will they have my selection
No doubt it will be finger lickin!
Then the smell - that beautiful smell
Are they sugar, chocolate chip or oatmeal?
No matter - on American I'm a VIP
They'll give me one of each, its a sure deal
Of this I must divorce
Or need a seat-belt extender
Could there be anything worse?
THIS IS WHAT I MUST REMEMBER!
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